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How Much Could Ryan Walters’ Woke Teacher Test Possibly Matter?
If the test won’t let you fail, what’s the point of the test?
September 8, 2025
Here’s My Artist Statement For Those Stupid Downtown Boulders
A dumb response to a dumb solution
Meet Lady, The Pickup’s Employee Of The Month
Nepotism declared "not a factor" in selecting our office dog for the honor
The Ryan Walters Porno Debacle: Not Just A Good Band Name
Your weekly news and opinion roundup
Five Years Ago, We Got On Our Knees For The DOGE Guy
Your weekly news and opinion roundup
July 24, 2025
We Successfully Subjected 150 Of You To Our Physical Presence
Looking back on our first-ever subscriber event
All The Places We Would Put The Terrible “Cry Baby Cry” Statue, Now That Development Is Stalled
$250,000 and a dream gets you this
You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Have To Hand It To Ryan Walters
It’s your weekly news and opinion roundup
July 11, 2025
At A Route 66 Fireworks Stand, Trump And Heat Are Constants—Everything Else Changes
A dispatch from Verdigris
July 3, 2025
